Boss: “Write a script for this important part of your job.”
Me: Hmm, okay, I can do—but first, a rant about feminism! Okay, that’s done! Now—oh, but now people have questions about my rant! Sure, that’ll only take a minute…shit, how have 2 hours passed?!
Hello, procrastination, my old friend…
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
And then not feel bad about it.